I'm going for the inner peace:

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple
advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil
proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to
see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and
a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.