Friday, September 19, 2008

A cattle rancher outside Nashville was working

his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby.

After hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound
was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near
the calf's tail.

Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he
heard the University of Tennessee fight song, 'Rocky Top'.

Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal
to a vet in Nashville .

When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told
him. The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen.
He casually agreed he heard the University of Tennessee
fight song, but didn't seem particularly excited.


'Man, this is unbelievable! How can you stand there and not be amazed?' the farmer asked.

The vet, a third generation University of Kentucky
graduate, said, 'Hell, Bud, I'm a Wildcat Fan, and I've been
listening to assholes sing that song my whole life.'

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