A good reason

A Senior Citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-45, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am
I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

Looking for my wife

Two old guys are pushing their trolleys around the supermarket
when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess
I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says,
"That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too,
and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her.
What does she look like?"

The second old guy says,
"Well, she is 27 years old, tall with blonde hair, blue eyes,
long legs, big & firm in front, cute tight behind and wearing Hot pants.
What does your wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says,
"Never mind. Let's look for yours."