About those Church Hymns

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, “Today, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind.”

The pastor shouted out CROSS. Immediately the congregation started singing THE OLD RUGGED CROSS in unison.

The pastor hollered out GRACE and the congregation began to sing AMAZING GRACE.

The pastor said POWER. The congregation sang THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.

The Pastor said SEX. The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at
each other, afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, from way in the back of the church, a little 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing PRECIOUS MEMORIES.

Pass this along and make someone smile today (I just did.) Gotta love little old ladies.

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