A good reason

A Senior Citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-45, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am
I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.
Today is Friday.
If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

About those Church Hymns

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, “Today, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind.”

The pastor shouted out CROSS. Immediately the congregation started singing THE OLD RUGGED CROSS in unison.

The pastor hollered out GRACE and the congregation began to sing AMAZING GRACE.

The pastor said POWER. The congregation sang THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.

The Pastor said SEX. The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at
each other, afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, from way in the back of the church, a little 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing PRECIOUS MEMORIES.

Pass this along and make someone smile today (I just did.) Gotta love little old ladies.

Laugh... it burns calories.

Important message

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD

Well, CRAP!

Now I forgot what it was!