A few One line puns

The roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it was just an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it is still stationery.

Two silk worms had a race, but it ended in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.