Men are like...

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you:
Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


Men
are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate
the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they
are.

3.Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change
them.

4. Men are like Blenders You
need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for
your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials .
You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2
off!

8.Men are like .. Government Bonds ....
They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually
run at the first sign of emotion.

10.Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12.Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very
bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the
good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know !!!!!!!!!!